Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Concordia MC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftMine

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CraftMine is a Semi-Vanilla Survival Server that has for years been building an awesome community of players, everyone is welcome on CraftMine.

Even cracked players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Revis-live.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Revis-live.de – Your home for a nostalgic Minecraft experience!

Welcome to Revis-live.de, the Minecraft network that specializes entirely in freebuild and citybuild. Our focus is on giving you a feeling of nostalgia while integrating cutting-edge plugins for ultimate convenience.

Growing community: Join our ever-growing community and discover how Minecraft builds friendships and unlocks creativity. We look forward to welcoming you to our network!

Enter the world of Revis-live.de and discover why we are more than just a Minecraft server – we are a vibrant community waiting to be enriched by you. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Comunidad Extreme LDM

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

-new realistic biomes -New decoration blocks -City with plots -Auctions -Clans -Infinite parkour with score -Pets -New enchantments (over 200) -Shop for custom items, cars, planes, firearms, blocks -Stones of Protection -Jobs -Graves -Meteorites -Trade with /trade -Moris is a /dback

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GANGUI

KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

2 guys who want to change the minecraft game. we are not currently open but… http://gangui.eu – 1.20 +

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	173
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GG-Survival.net

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2265
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkyBlueMC

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SaintMC

Skyblock

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6638
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	3356
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!