Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	286	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6726	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2139
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	131

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	522	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8325
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	568229	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlackGrind

PvP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Digimobs Beyond

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.