Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	208636	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	155	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8146
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

100orLess, affordable finds, bargain hunting, best purchase, budget shopping, budget-friendly shopping, cost-effective purchases, CraftyBucks, economical choices, favorite buys, frugal living, great deals, inexpensive treasures, low-cost gems, money saving, savvy shopping, smart spending, thrifty finds, Under $100, value for money, wallet-friendly items, wise investments

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	277	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

2024.., CASUALTIES, casualties in 2024, casualties in Russia, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, price of war, russia, Russia conflict, Russia invasion casualties, russia news, Russia Syrskyi, Russian casualties, Russian Invasion, russian military, Server, Syrskyi, War, war casualties

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2891	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

2.., 700-year-old, Access, Ancient, Assad, Community, Conflict, cultural heritage, damascus, Fall, historical site, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, preservation, Religious, restoration, ruined, RuinedSynagogueCraft, synagogue, Syria, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

Dungeon SMP [pvp]

Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, Endless, Expanding, Fallen Gods, Grinding, Join, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, PvP, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Server Name	Dungeon SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Features	RPG, PVP

Brief Overview

Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience. Players can explore an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. The server features different classes, such as Serpent and Undead, and has a rich lore surrounding the Fallen Gods. Players can become strong by grinding and progressing in the dungeon. Join Dungeon SMP today for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a unique Minecraft server that offers a MMO/RPG/SMP experience set in an endless expanding dungeon.
What classes are available on the server?	Players can choose from classes such as Serpent and Undead.
Is PVP allowed on Dungeon SMP?	Yes, PVP is allowed on the server.
How can I join Dungeon SMP?	You can join Dungeon SMP by following the link to their Discord server: https://discord.gg/WdR6MbJJ

Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

adult content, animation, Anime, boundary-pushing, creativity, cultural norms, Diversity, Entertainment, Expression, FANTASY, Intimacy, japanese, Japanese culture, Land, relationships, romance, Scene, sex, Sex scene, sexual liberation, societal expectations, spice of life, taboo

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2365	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the anime of Minecraft servers. We’re all about that spicy life, you know what I mean? We believe that every block should have a sex scene. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re all about adding that extra flavor to your gaming experience. Plus, we’re on a mission to make sure Japanese players get their fair share of action too. So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push boundaries and spice things up, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join us now and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, creative play, family time, favorite toys, first crushes, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, simpler times, smp, summer vacations, youthful energy, youthful innocence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3396	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CraftyCheatDetector

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, cheating indicators, cheating partner, cheating red flags, cheating signs, cheating spouse, CraftyCheatDetector, Deception, dishonesty, Infidelity, lying.., relationship, relationship problems, relationship trust, secretiveness, signs of cheating, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unfaithful

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

CraftyPolishAssist

Assistance, bilateral relations, contingency plan, cooperation, CraftyPolishAssist, crisis management., cross-border assistance, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, energy crisis, european union, FOREIGN AID, international relations, Poland, political response, regional cooperation, Slovakia, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

Turtlecraft Season Five

admins, baseball, Bluemap, Community, data packs, Discordsrv, Enhanced Crafting, integration, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, resource pack, Season, SEASON FIVE, Server, smp, Texture, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8076	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Turtlecraft Server Overview

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

3. How large is the map in Season 5?

Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

DeepFaceCam Swap Live 1.20.1

1.20.1, ai, computer vision, deep learning, DeepFaceCam, Demo, Face Swap, facecam, facial recognition, github, github repository, innovation, iRoopDeepFaceCam, Live, Live Webcam, machine learning, open source, real-time, software, Swap, Technology, tutorial, Video Demo, video game boss

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner block-building beast!

We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!

And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!

Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Shocking50YearsAgo, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!