Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

bank robbery, BlockyHeist, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Decision making, dishonesty, Ethics, Greed, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, Risk, SECURITY, temptation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3983
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	509	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6390	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5136	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Votes:	6198	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Animals Bred:	119	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3820	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Items Found:	2605

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	988434	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!