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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1752 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!