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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1222 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.
Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!
