SeaLionVsChimpzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	7056
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ores Mined:	3121	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	81	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785
Buildings Constructed:	47	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Animals Bred:	180	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	226	Gods Slained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!