ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	214
Dragon Eggs Found:	1041	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	139	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
New Chunks Explored:	686560	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	8372
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3963
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2818	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7