Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Void Gems Collected:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

AMERICANS, Boycott, Canadians, consumer behavior, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, disagreement, Economy, global impact, international relations, MapleCraft, nationalism, opinion, patriotism, Politics, protest, Services, solidarity, tourism, Trade, US goods

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Chinese loans, ChooChooCraft, connectivity, cross-border project, development aid, economic development, foreign relations, funding, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, infrastructure financing, international relations, Investment, long term partnership, Minecraft, Railway, regional integration., Server, Southeast Asia, Trade, Transportation, Vietnam

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Emeralds Found:	3019
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, exclusion, exclusionary practices, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, not invited, peace talks, russia, Saudi Arabia, source, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	10

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!

WhimsyCraft

Adminshop, Casual, Community, console, Discord, Fishing treasure, Geyser, goofballs, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Loot, Natural Structures, nicknames, pale garden, pe, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3605

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP Address	104.12851.44
Port	25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

How many players does the server usually have online?

Between 5-15 players, as many of us have work and classes.

What is the server’s main focus?

Primarily PvE, but PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.

What plugins does the server have?

New natural structures, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, Fishing treasure, Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, Jobs and more.

Is the community friendly?

Yes, full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

Plappy Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, check in, Consistency, daily check-in, daily routine, goal-setting, habits, Land, mental health, motivation, personal development, plappies, Plappy, positive habits, productivity, progress tracking, Routine, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lol, join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of plappies and unicorns.

We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.

You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.

Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.

So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!

GrammarPoliceMC

adult conversation, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, grammar correction, GrammarPoliceMC, incoherent, Manager, passive aggressive, Professionalism, Rude, work culture, work environment, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace signs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	4057	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.

But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?

So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!

PokeStick SMP Fun!

Activity, Curiosity, Exploration, Fun, leisure, Nature, objects, outdoors, playful, Poke, PokeStick, Poking, poking around, poking fun, poking objects, poking with a stick, satisfying, Sensation, Sensory, smp, Stick., tactile

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Oh man, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. The best part is, you can poke them with a stick! It’s so satisfying, like popping bubble wrap but way more dangerous.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this insane backstory where the evil Ender Dragon stole all the diamonds in the world and hid them in a secret underground lair. Now it’s up to us brave adventurers to team up and defeat the dragon to reclaim our precious bling.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there’s also a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this crazy server and let the shenanigans begin!

CraftyNewsUSA

alternative media, CraftyNewsUSA, credibility, current events, editorial independence, fact-checking, factual reporting, INFORMATION, Journalism, mainstream media, Media, Neutrality, news consumption, news outlets, news sources, objectivity, political bias, Reliable, trustworthy, unbiased news, Usa

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

Gasoline is Expensive

#sustainability, affordability, alternative transportation, budgeting, carbon footprint, carpooling, commuting expenses, cost of living, economic impact, energy costs, environmental impact, expensive, expensive fuel, financial strain, fuel expenses, gas prices, gasoline, high gas prices, inflation, public transportation, rising fuel prices, transportation costs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8614
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.

Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!

BudderCraft

animations, Bans, Bots, BudderCraft, Clients, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, exploits, Feedback, Hacks, java, MUTING, Network, PvP, reading, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

BudderCraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level. a.k.a no toxic behavior.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Allowed Clients and Mods

Allowed Clients
Badlion Client (Only specified mods)
Lunar Client (Only specified mods)

Allowed Mods for Lunar/Badlion

Mods
Animations
Block Overlay
Bossbar

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Are mods allowed on the server?

A: No, mods are not allowed except for the specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar Clients.

Q: What happens if I cheat on the server?

A: Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban. This includes using mods, exploits, or any other methods to gain an unfair advantage.