| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 596 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection
scrambler.minecraft.ms
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1446 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1104 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4394 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5727 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Votes: | 9697 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6834 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2216 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 445 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7497 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4511 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 95 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7870 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1253 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2838 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
