SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	3337
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	300	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8913	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2270	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	7341
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	814
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.