SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	80

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	878997
Dragon Eggs Found:	2659	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Farms Harvested:	618
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7609
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	121
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2833	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.