SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	253	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3276
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2246

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	385
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	713591
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4878
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	4857

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).