SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	537948	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	6038	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1914
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3378
Crops Grown:	1673	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	7679
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1533	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	114
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4659	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Star Shards Collected:	225
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.