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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4783 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?