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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2891 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 223 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?