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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3176 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?