SchnitzelCraft SMP: The Secret Sauerkraut Society

comedy, cross-cultural humor, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural insights, cultural interpretation, cultural jokes, cultural nuances, cultural references, cultural understanding, German comedy, German humor, german language, German stereotypes, hidden meanings, humor, inside joke, linguistic humor, SAUERKRAUT, SchnitzelCraft, secret, secret undertones, smp, society

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5500
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with random events and surprises around every corner. One time, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week. Another time, a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the Nether. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle, summon llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, really). And did we mention the monthly hot dog eating contest? Winner gets a diamond block!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, only Germans will truly understand the hidden humor within our server. Guten tag, my friends!

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	9936	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	5151	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	6086
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	7
New Chunks Explored:	738540	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	299	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	9285
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	7509	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	5035	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3936

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂