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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4652 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.