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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2765 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6991 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.