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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1847 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6036 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.