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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1475 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6239 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.