Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	175

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Butt Plug City

adult novelties, adult products, adult toys, anal exploration, anal play, anal pleasure, anal plugs, anal satisfaction, anal stimulation, anal toys, bedroom toys, butt, butt plug, city, erotic toys, fetish toys, intimate products, kinky toys, Plug, sex accessories, sex toys, sexual wellness, white butt plugs

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
World Lore & Story	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87099924, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Abuse, assault, Boy, Chapter 59, courage, dumping, emotional, Empathy, Friend, friendship, healing, Minecraft, Newest chapter, raped, Recovery, sense, Sensitive, Sensitive Boy, smp, strength, Support, Talk, Trauma, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

ScarCraftStory

Updated October 24, 2024

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Updated October 24, 2024

EvilCraftersUnite

Updated October 24, 2024

CraftyCorruptionEU

Updated October 24, 2024

Butt Plug City

Updated October 24, 2024

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Starlight SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

Updated October 24, 2024

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

Updated October 24, 2024

LostCraft Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Updated October 24, 2024

GameNostalgiaCraft

Updated October 24, 2024

CraftyDefenseMinister

Updated October 24, 2024

Robo Voice Realness

Updated October 24, 2024

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

FAQ:

Updated October 24, 2024

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8