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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6487 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
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