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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 194 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3401 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
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