Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

    Crafty Biden Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

    But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 24 Now Minecraft SMP

    24 Now Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

    Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

    Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

    But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

    So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

    Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

    R U H   R O H   M i n e c r a f t   S e r v e r
    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1187
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

    Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

    VAllure General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

    And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • No More Foids Minecraft Server

    No More Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

    Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration
    Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

    Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

    So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

    Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6943 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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