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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6666 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Mines Excavated: | 3000 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.