SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	3400
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Runes Activated:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	9094

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
New Chunks Explored:	124121	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7939	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	7837
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	90
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun