SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Crops Grown:	8005
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	2617
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	54	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	2741
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	250151
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	884	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crops Grown:	8065
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7129
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Votes:	6774	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	274848	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com