SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4695	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Panda Craft!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7233
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ores Mined:	4252	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	53315	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk

LastOfUsSMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	8336	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

108.166.163.133

VentruTech

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crops Grown:	4742

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

VentruTech.net

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

mc.kraftkings.com

New Era City

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

199.188.100.202:25665

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

ultimateminecraft.net