SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5548
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	9523	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Votes:	9141	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1788	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8221	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Votes:	1306	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com