SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	801

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	295030

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	1432
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	133
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dimension Hops:	10

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	197	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	785786
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9929	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	9830	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Potions Brewed:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com