SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	278
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	693496

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1095	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	191	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	3519	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	644925
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	820
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8376
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	361441	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	136
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	124
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3