SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Hunger Games DeadCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3439
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

juegosdelhambre.deadplayers.es

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

142.44.170.35:25623

Jail DeadCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	179
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

jail.deadplayers.es

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

mineverse.com

LegacyPVP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Items Found:	7750	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

mc.legacypvp.com

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6588	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

play.danpower.info

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crops Grown:	5657	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Play.MCBuffalo.com

w00tCRAFT

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	895	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	3405

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

play.w00tcraft.com

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

play.zonecraft.es

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

timberman.de

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Minewar.de

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	820	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

empirelegacy.co.uk

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	6334	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2678
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	198	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org