SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	682435	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	725
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6800	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5586
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	277	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	8830

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.