SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	7866	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	369
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8861
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Buildings Constructed:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3274	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4338	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.