SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2524
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4043
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2058
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	538	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	625	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	580
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8553
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	4070	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5420	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.