SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	207
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7585	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	930
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	246
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7879	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2583
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Buildings Constructed:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	1814
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!