SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	4182	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Star Shards Collected:	277
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Accolademc network

Bed wars, bedrock, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, Op skyblock, PvP, Survival

Here at the AccoladeMc Network, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back!

Our server supports versions from 1.16-1.20.x. We recently launched our brand new Lifesteal server, and we’re about to release our Skyblock server very soon!.

AccoladeMc Network Features:

Lag Free NetworkFriendly CommunityCustom EnchantmentsEconomyPvP ArenaLifstealShopsJobsPractice PvP24/7 StaffBedrock and Java CompatibilityAnd so much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.accolademc.xyz

Bedrock IP: pe.accolademc.xyz:19132

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ores Mined:	6729	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.