Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Dragon Eggs Found: 4264 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magic Items Found: 5439
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 124 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Magic Items Found: 2064 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5340 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Enchantments Applied: 122
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Animals Bred: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magic Items Found: 4902
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 222
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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