Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4521

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Emeralds Found: 3609
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 304
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 New Chunks Explored: 35551
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1497 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 476
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3277 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 222 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Potions Brewed: 169 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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