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VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1578	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	6

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	244	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	New Chunks Explored:	594942
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Farms Harvested:	861	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Divine Spears Created:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Votes:	7860
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8198	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2041	Votes:	8267

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7032	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	482138
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1