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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3518 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.