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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4522 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.