SarmatFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crops Grown:	7065

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2620	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	660

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Animals Bred:	90	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	534	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	279603	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7234
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MomCraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	3839

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

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VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

IP Address	play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024

Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

Key Features:

⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server?	The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
What are some key features of VanillaFrogs?	Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Class Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2181
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

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🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

CEREAL, comfort zone, Communication, dietary restrictions, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, fast food, Fiance, food preferences, GrowUpGF, limited diet, MACARONI, manchild, Maturity, picky eater, picky eating, picky habits, PickyEaterProbs, pizza, relationships, rude behavior, trying new foods

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Crops Grown:	8996
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14