SarmatFailCraft

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	176
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	897307	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4800	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	105770	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0