SarmatFailCraft

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6262

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8714

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

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Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9151	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kid to Adult Cuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Flubbing around on SMP, where even the creepers join in on the fun!

15, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Flubbing, fresh start, Fun, Join, Play, QOL Fabric Mods, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Just impulsively decided to make an SMP. Join if you are interested in helping create a chill community.
Server Status	The server has started, but no progress has been made, so everyone will be at a fresh start more or less.
Server Type	Basically Vanilla (with QOL Fabric Mods)
Version	1.21.1
Age Requirement	15+
Discord	https://discord.gg/VsXMeB4bMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am under 15 years old?

No, the age requirement for this server is 15+.

2. What is the server type?

The server is Basically Vanilla with Quality of Life (QOL) Fabric Mods.

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP or server address provided in the Discord server.

4. Is the server PvP enabled?

PvP settings may vary based on community feedback and rules established by the server admins.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Needful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you do all the work? Look no further, because our server is here to do the needful for you! Need diamonds? We got ’em. Need a mansion built? Consider it done. Need a pet dragon? Well, we can’t promise that, but we’ll try our best!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. Plus, our server is home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive rainbow sheep. If you can find one, consider yourself the luckiest player in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let us do the needful for you. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0