SarmatFailCraft

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2778	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Animals Bred:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5756	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	643	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	138	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4