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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7012 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 435 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 207 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
