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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1619 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 4292 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!